i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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