Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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