you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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