Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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