i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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