these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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