He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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