The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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