And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
How external is "for external use only"?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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