NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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