Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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