He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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