She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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