So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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