Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
