Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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