She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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