How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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