a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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