There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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