yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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