I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Your penis caused this!
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