You're so nebulous sometimes
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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