Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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