Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
