My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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