ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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