***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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