i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
fuck your aforementioned shoe
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.