Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?