we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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