Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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