10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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