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NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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