worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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