She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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