Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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