Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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