youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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