I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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