Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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