So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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