So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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