...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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