dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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