i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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