You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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