Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I will be naked everywhere
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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