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(860): View more from Connecticut

i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.

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(831): View more from California

No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.

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(616): View more from Michigan

they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter

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(651): View more from Minnesota

pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.

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(713): View more from Texas

He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...

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(614): View more from Ohio

So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...

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(248): View more from Michigan

Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.

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