Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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