it wasn't lemon gatorade
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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