I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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