my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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